Este post é dedicado à minha amiga Porcotte, que tem aturado muita coisa ao longo destas últimas semanas...

... Take it away boys!

She gets too hungry, for dinner at eight
She loves LOTR and Dunalastair Estate
She’d never bother, with people she’d hate
That’s why the lady is a pig

Doesn’t like crap games, with barons and earls
Prefers to post articles which she refers to as pearls
Loves to dish the dirt, with the rest of those girls
That’s why the lady is a pig

She loves the free, fresh wind in her hair
Life without care
She’s broke, but it’s o’k
She hates little smurfs, they’re tiresome and snob
That’s why the lady is a pig

Doesn’t like glue people, they’re nothing but frauds
Won’t use tons of make-up, like most of those broads
But she’s got a “shoe friend”, now what are the odds?
That’s why the lady...
That’s why the lady…
Oh… that’s why the lady is a pig!

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